Last night, Inside Amy Schumer put out a PSA to little girls everywhere. The message: being a Disney princess IRL sucks. According to this fake trailer for Princess Amy, you'll be plucked out of poverty only to be forced into marrying a relative, and then when you refuse to consummate the marriage, well, let's just say it's not pleasant. Also, your royal attaché always looks like Tim Gunn, because that's the rule.
