bacon toothpaste by accoutrements

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If there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that the addition of bacon to anything makes it instantly better. Or at least that’s the widely accepted theory. So instead of working a strip or two of bacon into every meal and on to every sandwich (we know, it’s tempting), you can now just head to the bathroom and brush your teeth with Mr. Bacon’s bacon flavored toothpaste. The 2.5 oz tube will keep your teeth sparkling and give you your fix of that smoky meat taste without all the kitchen clean up that comes with the cooking. Grab a tube HERE, if you so please. Just remember, eating toothpaste can be detrimental to your health.