the ultimate guide to beyonce's new album
from lady gaga's role to jay z's rhymes, here's what you need to know.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records
Like any good music journalist, I spent the entire morning, literally, listening to the album and watching, scrutinizing, and enjoying the music videos. So if you want to find out everything cool, shocking, exciting, or weird in Bey's latest oeuvre, meet me in the gallery where we can discuss that Lady Gaga appearance, why Joan Smalls licked Beyonce's chest, and exactly how many Chanel outfits is the right amount.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"Pretty Hurts"
THE SONG VIBE: Anthem-pop with inspirational message
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Perfection is a disease of a nation."
THE VIDEO VIBE: A beauty pageant with Harvey Keitel the pageant director, Shaun Ross as her dance instructor, and Diandra Forrest as her top competition.
SCENE TO KNOW: Beyonce belting out her song in a star-print dress and rhinestone rabbit ears.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"Ghost" (Video Only)
THE VIDEO VIBE: Rick Owens-meets-Haider Ackermann-meets Tumblr, all while wearing a Jil Sander dress.
SCENE TO KNOW: Beyonce writing in a fabric tube. (Really, this one you need to see to understand.)
THE SONG VIBE: A Prince-style voiceover plus a raging '90s club beat.
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Ghost in the sheets / I know if I'm haunting you / You must be haunting me"
THE VIDEO VIBE: A hotel of horrors featuring Lady Gaga, Rose McGowan, and more creepy, high-fashion scenes.
SCENE TO KNOW: Beyonce dancing with The Crazy Horse dancers...sans pants.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"Drunk in Love" (feat. Jay Z)
THE SONG VIBE: A chanting hip-hop infused love song for Jay Z
LYRICS TO KNOW: "On the mic with my boy toy / Then I fill the bathtub half way / And ride it with my surfboard"
THE VIDEO VIBE: A black and white beach dance party.
SCENE TO KNOW: Jay Z holding a glass of liquor on the beach, as one does.
THE SONG VIBE: Power pop with naughty undertones
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Ooh I had a naughty thought today baby" (That's really the only one without an explicit sexual innuendo....)
THE VIDEO VIBE: It's an ultraviolet roller disco! There's roller rink twerking, Solange on a low rider bike, blue eyeshadow galore, and a very sensual break down on top of a red convertible with a neon sign reading "Cherry" in the background.
SCENE TO KNOW: The shoe rental twerking dance sequence, obviously.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"No Angel"
THE SONG VIBE: A bass-thumping slow jam
LYRICS TO KNOW: "You're no angel either baby"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Vignettes of people in Houston and Beyonce in a white fur coat and cowboy hat. Texas forever.
SCENE TO KNOW: The pee-wee football game because if we know anything about Texas it's that football is a big deal.
"Yonce" (video Only)
THE VIDEO VIBE: Beyonce, Joan Smalls, Chanel Iman, and Jourdan Dunn hang out and act like babes together.
SCENE TO KNOW: When Joan Smalls licks Beyonce. Or when Beyonce raps "I sneezed on the beat / And the beat got sicker"
THE SONG VIBE: This is the one to dirty dance to.
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Lots of dirty dancing. Lots.
SCENE TO KNOW: Beyonce in all leopard lingerie dancing around like whoa.
THE SONG VIBE: R&B grooves
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Sometimes I want to walk in your shoes / Do the type of things that I'll never ever do"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Beyonce wants to be a normal lady, guys! She starts out in her expensive penthouse, leaves and attempts to go for a walk in a red leather trench, and then reunites with Jay Z on an empty street.
SCENE TO KNOW: When Bey gets spotted by America's Next Top Model contestant, Renee, from Cycle 20!
"Mine" (feat. Drake)
THE SONG VIBE: The rap ballad
LYRICS TO KNOW: ""Let's stop holding back on this / And let's get carried away"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Artistic dance sequences meets epically elegant wide shots and cross fades.
SCENE TO KNOW: When two dancers re-enact Rene Magritte's The Lovers in with T-shirts reading "Mine" covering their faces instead of sheets
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"XO"
THE SONG VIBE: Techno-pop
LYRICS TO KNOW: "You heart is glowing / And I'm crashing into you"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Directed by Terry Richardson, this the video shot in Coney Island everyone was buzzing about this summer. It's a summertime party!
SCENE TO KNOW: When Beyonce rides the rollercoaster in Coney Island.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"Flawless" (feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche)
THE SONG VIBE: Dirty beats and nobody-effs-with-B lyrics
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Bow down, bitches"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Grimey dancing, flannel shirts, headbanging.
SCENE TO KNOW: The opening shot of Beyonce on star search, and the closing shot where she loses to a band no one had ever heard of.
"Superpower" (feat. Frank Ocean)
THE SONG VIBE: Retro-sampling, operatic R&B
LYRICS TO KNOW: "The laws of the world have never stopped us once"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Beyonce and co. revolt against "The Man."
SCENE TO KNOW: The shot of Beyonce and her gang including Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, and Pharrell Williams
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"Heaven"
THE SONG VIBE: Teary-eyed ballad
LYRICS TO KNOW: "Heaven couldn't wait for you"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Set in a church and then a cemetery with happy flashbacks, this is the video where you start crying uncontrollably while you watch.
SCENE TO KNOW: Beyonce entering the chapel in some Chanel pre-fall '13 look 76. Even when she's tearing up, Beyonce looks like a queen.
photo courtesy of beyonce/columbia records"Blue"
THE SONG VIBE: The national anthem of Blue Ivy
LYRICS TO KNOW: "When I look in your eyes, I feel alive"
THE VIDEO VIBE: Footage of Beyonce's trip to Brazil
SCENE TO KNOW: When Bey gets up and dances with a youth soccer team
"Grown Woman" (Video Only)
THE VIDEO VIBE: The ultimate archive of adorable Beyonce footage meets the internet
SCENE TO KNOW: The one pictured above--crown, Chanel Haute Couture dress, trophy, scotch... what more do you need in life?