put a bird on it

hitchcock would dig it.

Sorry, Givenchy dog. Sorry, Topshop fox. Sorry, Hello Kitty. You guys know we'll always love you, but judging from the goods that just landed at Net-a-Porter, this fall it's all about the bird.

The online retailer's New Arrivals section looks like something straight out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie: owls, eagles, and crows (let the creepy Birds nightmares commence!). While they might be an unexpected fashion muse, if there's anyone who can make these feathered friends look glam for autumn, it's McQCharlotte Olympia, and Mother of Pearl…er, right?

On the plus side, at least we don't see pigeons in the mix. Not yet, anyway.