britney spears is apparently heidi klum

in an uncomfortable photoshop fail

Britney Spears may not be as innocent and bright-eyed as she was once was, but there's no denying the singer is still insanely beautiful. That's why we're scratching our heads at her new Women's Health cover, which is seemingly brought to you by Adobe Photoshop.

On the cover—and even in the behind-the-scenes video—Spears looks almost unrecognizable, airbrushed and contoured to Kardashian proportions. But why? It's not like she really needs it (not that anyone really needs to have their faces altered to this degree). The 33-year-old star has been looking amazing and healthy lately (check out her Instagram as proof)—so we had hoped the cover would flaunt that, not conceal it underneath bronzer and a blur tool. 

If you need us, we'll be rewatching some classic Spears music videos to drown out the memory of this image. Because it's driving us crazy.