The 'Broad City' Babes Are Almost Back!

"yas, yas, yas, yas, yas!"

"What up, my bbs?"

Just like we'd never let you forget your vibrator, we'd also never let you forget that our favorite stoners on television return to us in only one week. That's right, y'all—Abbi and Ilana are officially back! Like a shoe to the head, we've just been hit with another new trailer, and it is a fine mess if we've ever seen one. Ilana embraces her status of badass bitch in a whole new way (we can't wait to cop that look), Abbi comes up with the ultimate "one stop pussy shop," and the two get creative with chains and lotion, all in the span of less than two minutes.

We're counting down the days until the season premiere—seven more to go to be exact—and counting up the cameos as we obsess over the trailer. (Welcome back to the city, Cynthia Nixon!) Check it all out in the video, above.