Close your eyes and imagine, for a moment, that you're one of the most highly publicized celebrities in the world. You're in Cannes, sleeping soundly in your (presumably) massive hotel suite and having Yeezy, tech-filled dreams, when all of a sudden you wake up to a violent banging at your door. I don't remember ordering room service, you think. Sleepwalking pregnancy happenings, I suppose. You open the door and instead of a tray of pickles and chocolate, you find a drunk, naked woman. She's trying to use her AMEX to open the room, but, as you've learned, black cards can get you quite far, but they can't open every door in life. You whip out your phone and take a video, "as a reminder of why [you] never tolerated drinking 2 much!"
Now open your eyes. You just lived out Kim Kardashians' 4 a.m. reality. Congratulations. (Seriously, this happened to her last night. Check the tweets below.)
Thanks to the drunk naked woman banging on my door I have been up since 4 am! I'm so sleepy now but have to work! It's gonna be a long day!— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 24, 2015
I took a fun video of her as a reminder of why I never tolerated drinking 2 much! Slob kabob! I won't post it but it's funny!— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 24, 2015
She thought her Amex was my room key lol— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 24, 2015
I think she's staying at my hotel she just had the wrong room # I hope I run into her today— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 24, 2015