Everyone Was Pregnant At Kim Kardashian's Birthday


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Yesterday, in honor of Kim Kardashian's 35th birthday, her husband, Kanye West, threw her a party. Like many things Kanye- and Kim-related, it was a bit, err, over the top. We'd love to tell you all about it—how, according to People, the surprise party was thrown at 3 p.m. at Cinepolis Luxury Cinemas in Westlake Village, and how everyone wore pregnant bellies, but we think Kim's Instagram caption pretty much says it all. When you read it, we suggest that you imagine her recounting the tale over a live stream on her app, or saying it on reality TV surrounded by sparkling chandeliers and black-and-white accents:

"My husband never ceases the amaze me! He rented out the entire movie theater to screen the new Steve Jobs (It's sooooo good BTW) and had all of my family & close friends come dressed up as their best pregnant Kim look (fake baby bumps provided on arrival!) Not sure if that was to make me feel less huge or just a fun cool theme but I loved it & had the best time ever, feeling so very comfortable eating churros with a bunch of pregnant women! Just what I needed, the perfect chill yummy food birthday!!!!"