In a world where celebrities get paid to wear clothes and show up to things, we present this not-so-shocking news to you: Kylie Jenner booked a club appearance for her 18th birthday. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, not only is Kylie Jenner growing up right before our eyes, but she's also getting paid between $100K-$200K to travel to Canada and consume her first drink ever, or legally, at least. Oh, to be young, already wealthy, and in-demand.
As the club's owner, Olivier Primeau, so humbly wrote, "Kylie Jenner takes advantage of Canadian drinking age with plans to celebrate her birthday in style at Beachclub. Team Productions and Beachclub’s owner Olivier Primeau stepped up to the plate to offer Kylie the opportunity to party, and drink legally at a fantastic one of a kind venue! The event will take place on August 16th 2015, and will be sure to offer many special guests and great surprises."
Did you hear that? There will be many special guests and great surprises. Does that mean Cartier Love bracelets for all? An unexpected, confusing video starring her and Kendall? Or perhaps it will start raining teal hair extensions? We can only hope.