Kylie Jenner Dropped A F**king Crazy "Music Video"
To sell her new lip glosses
photo via @kyliejenner instagram
Whether you want to admit it or not, Kylie Jenner has given us some of the most watershed moments in pop culture history. Now, less than 12 months after she finally admitted to getting lip enhancements, the youngest of the most powerful present-day media empire has bestowed us with a perplexing gift: Her first music video. Looking back—and by "back," we mean two hours ago—it seems like it was only a matter of time. Last year, there were rumors that the young star was launching a music career. While the rumors never came to light, you probably still contemplated the pandemonium that would arise once this day came. And if you say you didn't, you're only lying to yourself.
While the concept of the video is nothing new—just look back to Rihanna's "BBHMM" video, Thelma & Louise, or even a former Kanye album title, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy—it's still pretty fucking crazy. Money, guns, holdups, Louis Vuitton bandanas, and lip glosses instead of matte lips?! This Colin Tilley-directed video has it all, including some pretty big questions, like If Kylie drove all the way through the desert to be the getaway driver, how did the other girls get there in the first place? What was the purpose of the transaction in the first place anyway? And does it really only take one swipe of Kylie's new gloss, from Glosses by Kylie Jenner lime, to get the perfect pout?! Whatever, it's like literally so cute that logic doesn't even matter.