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lily-rose depp had the most morbid sweet 16 ever

off with their heads!

A Sweet 16 seems like as good a time as any to recreate the French Revolution. And so, to mark the sixteenth anniversary of her birth, actress/social media It girl/daughter of famous people Lily-Rose Depp reenacted the history-changing event. There was most likely cake and there probably wasn't a bread shortage, but they made sure to bring the gore. 

With a guillotine, shackles, and a string of garlic in tow, Depp effectively rendered every former mega sweet 16 bash lame, boring, and essentially irrelevant. Who cares if Snoop Dogg performed at your party? You got a tricked out Range Rover? Did it come with a medieval flail?  

Click through the gallery to see pics from the sour sixteen.

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*~Vampires beware~*

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Channeling Marie Antoinette, obviously.

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The life of a 16-year-old is, quite literally, cutthroat.

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"Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance."

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Wait, you actually wanted cake?

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Let's collectively agree to never use the word "slay" again.