why go see ‘mission impossible 5’ when you have this trailer?

the entire movie in two minutes

If you add this trailer for Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation to the trailer we showed you the other week and turn your earphones up really, really loud, there’s pretty much no justifiable reason to spend your hard-earned cash on tickets to the forthcoming Tom Cruise vehicle. Seeing as the general plot, main heist, shirtlessness, running, and explosions all show up here, the only thing watching it in the theater might reveal is the main villains. 

Oh, what’s that you say? Simon McBurney and Sean Harris have uncredited roles on iMDB? Well then, you’re now free to enjoy the outdoors when Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation arrives in theaters July 31. Then again, those explosions do look very, very tempting.