editor's pick: dot vom
the coolest new accessory for the coolest weather ever
And now I've got to let you in on a little secret here, because while I could have chosen plaid or smiley faces to adorn my ankles in the frigid cold, I chose Barf Socks. Why? Because I've started a new saying that's only caught on for...well, me. But if you want in on my little word fest, here's how it works:
You say something you hate. You add "dot vom" on to the end of the sentence.
For example: "It's freezing-dot-vom!" -- AKA I hate it so much it makes me sick.
Yes, now is the time where you either tell me to stop trying to make fetch happen, or join in on my dislike for cold weather, spicy tuna rolls, and fruit-flavored gum-dot-vom
Fruit flavored gum?! Dot-vom!