Last night’s second Republican primary debate was certainly less fun than August's circus on Fox. Testier and less coherent with more half-baked facts and bad dad humor, it required closer viewing and a lot more alcohol (two things that oddly don’t go well together).
But, hey, at least it all took place in front of that plane from that Harrison Ford film and we’ve got these bonkers-ass quotes to GIF up for you. The Economist only wishes it could do this.
Transcriptions via The Washington Post.
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