Everyone's going to be talking about how great Alexander Skarsgård looks without a shirt in the new trailer for The Legend of Tarzan. And yes, you can wash a loincloth on those abs. But this movie is so much more than that. It's about a baby raised by apes, who grows up to become a distinguished member of British society until the primal scream of the jungle he once knew calls on him to return. Or something like that. If we're facing reality, it's really just an excuse to watch topless Skarsgård go vine swinging with some computerized monkeys and make out with Margot Robbie every now and then. There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.
The Legend of Tarzan swings into theaters on July 1 (had to).