this video of tom brady dancing is everything you need it to be

we are all witnesses

Gronk and Brady gettin it crackin at the ring ceremony party. #corporate thuggin. Thanks @wgd6788

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A towering champion and millionaire with the face of a Calvin Klein underwear model and a wife to match, Tom Brady does many, many things better than you ever will. As this Instagram video shows, dancing is not one of them.

At the ring ceremony for his Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots this weekend, Brady demonstrated his best pogo for his teammates (Rob Gronkowski included). Notice how his hips never quite unlock, impressive in its own way. 

Whatever—he had fun, his colleagues had fun, and now we’re having fun. Even when he loses, Brady wins. Dammit.