This idiot heard it was cool to be aware of "The issues," yet is morbidly misguided and is ultimately self-serving in the things he chooses to valiantly reblog.
- He talks about respecting women, but excessively uses the eggplant Emoji on Suicide Girls’ Instagram posts
- He freaks out because he thinks your gay male friends are hitting on him, but he thinks lesbians are "hot"
- He says he identifies with the black struggle, yet tells you to go back to Tumblr when you mention anything about "privilege"
- He never goes down on you but has an entire mixtape devoted to "eating booty"
- He loves going to strip clubs but gets uncomfortable when you want to go topless at the beach
- He speaks extensively about his tough upbringing, neglecting to mention it was at a Connecticut private school