I met my first boyfriend because our parents were best friends. My mom had told me before that my boyfriend's dad smoked a lot of weed. My boyfriend looked up to his dad so much (he was studying to join his dad's dental practice at the time).
After the first Valentine's Day dinner we ever spent together, we went back to his parent's house. They were out for dinner and we smoked like ten joints and he starts talking about how his dad has never smoked weed in his life and I started laughing hysterically and told him that his dad smokes weed all the time. He was frantic and said, "you just ruined my entire childhood". He was basically crying. What we didn't know is that my boyfriend had butt dialed his dad while this conversation was happening, and the whole thing got recorded on his dad's voicemail. To this day, his dad still has the voicemail saved.