weird, wild u.s.a.

    the greatest road trip itinerary ever.

    by blair waters · December 01, 2014

    photo by zara mirkin

    With 50 states and over 3.8 million square miles, there's bound to be a ton of weird places across the good old U.S.A. We scoured the country and found every place you need to stop along the bizarre, freakish, and wonderful American highways and byways. Click through the gallery and start gassing up the car—you're going to want to head on a good old fashioned road trip.

    <h2><b>MUSEUMS</b></h2><b>Historic Auto Attractions, Roscoe, IL</b>&nbsp;(pictured)<br>The actual DeLorean from <i>Back to the Future</i>! The Ecto-1 from
<i>Ghostbusters</i>! Tons of JFK-assassination ephemera!<div><div><div><div>
						<p><b>Ed’s Museum, Wykoff, MN<br></b>The elegantly curated life
of a hoarder, complete
with every <i>TV Guide</i> issue
from 1954 to 1989, Ed’s
string collection, and his
dead cat in a box. Not
stuffed—just in a box.</p>
						<p><b>Allen County Museum, Lima, OH</b><br>Perhaps the&nbsp;holy grail of weird county
museums: it’s got John Dillinger’s death mask,&nbsp;an iron lung, and a dentist’s
mid-century collection of objects swallowed by his patients. Not to be
missed are the animatronic
taxidermy dioramas,
lovingly crafted in 1902 by a local undertaker-cum-shoe salesman.&nbsp;</p><p>
		
	
	
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						<p><b>Oasis Bordello Museum, Wallace, ID</b><br>In the ‘80s, this
was a working brothel, until
whispers of an FBI raid led&nbsp;all the girls to ditch in a
panic. After sitting vacant for
years, it eventually was sold
to new owners, who found
everything just as it was on
that fateful night in 1988,
minus the girls. The solution: They stuck mannequins—dressed as hookers—in each
of the time-warped rooms,
and opened for business.
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						<p><b>Musée Mécanique, San Francisco, CA&nbsp;</b><br>A&nbsp;warehouse
filled with hundreds of
working vintage fortune-teller machines, including&nbsp;a mechanized mannequin
from the ‘40s that actually
types out your fortune in
front of you. And—bonus—River Phoenix shot part&nbsp;of <i>Dogfight</i> here.</p>
						<p><b>Creation Evidence Museum, Glen Rose, TX</b><br>A&nbsp;quaint little
place devoted to the idea
that (duh) humans and
dinosaurs lived together.&nbsp;</p>
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    MUSEUMS

    Historic Auto Attractions, Roscoe, IL (pictured)
    The actual DeLorean from Back to the Future! The Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters! Tons of JFK-assassination ephemera!

    Ed’s Museum, Wykoff, MN
    The elegantly curated life of a hoarder, complete with every TV Guide issue from 1954 to 1989, Ed’s string collection, and his dead cat in a box. Not stuffed—just in a box.

    Allen County Museum, Lima, OH
    Perhaps the holy grail of weird county museums: it’s got John Dillinger’s death mask, an iron lung, and a dentist’s mid-century collection of objects swallowed by his patients. Not to be missed are the animatronic taxidermy dioramas, lovingly crafted in 1902 by a local undertaker-cum-shoe salesman. 

    Oasis Bordello Museum, Wallace, ID
    In the ‘80s, this was a working brothel, until whispers of an FBI raid led all the girls to ditch in a panic. After sitting vacant for years, it eventually was sold to new owners, who found everything just as it was on that fateful night in 1988, minus the girls. The solution: They stuck mannequins—dressed as hookers—in each of the time-warped rooms, and opened for business.

    Musée Mécanique, San Francisco, CA 
    A warehouse filled with hundreds of working vintage fortune-teller machines, including a mechanized mannequin from the ‘40s that actually types out your fortune in front of you. And—bonus—River Phoenix shot part of Dogfight here.

    Creation Evidence Museum, Glen Rose, TX
    A quaint little place devoted to the idea that (duh) humans and dinosaurs lived together. 

    <h2><b>MUSICAL MONUMENTS</b></h2><b>Graceland Too, Holly Springs, MS&nbsp;</b>(pictured)<b><br></b>The late, great Paul McLeod was indisputably the king’s biggest fan. Fueled by Diet Coke and whiskey, he welcomed visitors 24/7 to his Elvis-memorabilia-packed mansion. With Paul’s passing earlier this year, the tours will never be the same, but it’s still an outsider-art masterpiece.
		
	
	
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						<p><b>Butcher Hollow, Johnson County, KY&nbsp;</b><br>In rural Kentucky,
the house Loretta Lynn grew
up in still stands. Stop in at Webb Grocery down the
road, and ask for a tour
from Herman—Loretta’s
80-year-old brother.&nbsp;</p><p><b>Kurt Cobain’s Childhood Home, Aberdeen, WA </b><br>You
can’t go inside, but just
knowing you’re 20 feet
from Kurt’s childhood
mattress (yes, it’s still there) makes it the ultimate
pilgrimage. Also of note in Aberdeen: Young Street Bridge, which Kurt may or
may not have lived under.</p>
						<p><b>Buddy Holly Plane Crash Site, Clear Lake, IA&nbsp;</b><br>For full
effect, visit this (very)
desolate cornfield in the
middle of the night. It’s
supposedly haunted,
with visitors frequently
reporting a faint sound
of strings playing the
melody to “Peggy Sue.”&nbsp;</p>
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    MUSICAL MONUMENTS

    Graceland Too, Holly Springs, MS (pictured)
    The late, great Paul McLeod was indisputably the king’s biggest fan. Fueled by Diet Coke and whiskey, he welcomed visitors 24/7 to his Elvis-memorabilia-packed mansion. With Paul’s passing earlier this year, the tours will never be the same, but it’s still an outsider-art masterpiece.

    Butcher Hollow, Johnson County, KY 
    In rural Kentucky, the house Loretta Lynn grew up in still stands. Stop in at Webb Grocery down the road, and ask for a tour from Herman—Loretta’s 80-year-old brother. 

    Kurt Cobain’s Childhood Home, Aberdeen, WA
    You can’t go inside, but just knowing you’re 20 feet from Kurt’s childhood mattress (yes, it’s still there) makes it the ultimate pilgrimage. Also of note in Aberdeen: Young Street Bridge, which Kurt may or may not have lived under.

    Buddy Holly Plane Crash Site, Clear Lake, IA 
    For full effect, visit this (very) desolate cornfield in the middle of the night. It’s supposedly haunted, with visitors frequently reporting a faint sound of strings playing the melody to “Peggy Sue.” 

    <h2><b>BARS AND RESTAURANTS</b></h2><b>Stew Leonard's, Norwalk, CT </b>(Mayan Toledo, Julia Baylis, and Petra Collins pictured)<br>Remember the It’s a Small World ride&nbsp;at Disneyland? That’s pretty much what
grocery shopping here is like. The world’s
largest dairy store turns casually picking&nbsp;up some cereal into one big, terrifying
adventure. Before even entering the
colossal, barnlike complex, you’re greeted
with a petting zoo, an experience that&nbsp;turns a bit less “cute” when you’re holding
fresh-cut bacon. As you navigate the
mazelike aisles, keep an eye out for the
animatronic, dancing vegetables flanked&nbsp;<span>by robotic horses playing the theme to
<i>Deliverance</i>. Oh, hey, there’s a guy in a&nbsp;</span>giant cow costume holding a heaping tray
of samples. A pastry assortment? Yes, yes,
you will help yourself, thank you very much.
You’re only halfway through that blueberry
muffin bite when it’s time for the main
event: the famous “Farm Fresh Five.” For
Stew Leonard’s virgins, that’s a band of
animatronic milk cartons with names like
“Rich Milk” and “Pat Low Fat.” One might&nbsp;call their little ditties a brainwashing tool
for children—after all, the lyrics are entirely
about how cool Stew Leonard’s is, and&nbsp;how going anywhere else is very naughty—but you know better than that.<span>&nbsp;<br></span>
		
	
	
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						<p><b>Hala Kahiki Lounge, River Grove, IL&nbsp;</b><br>In the suburbs&nbsp;of Chicago sits a perfectly
preserved 1960s tiki hut!
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						<p><b>The Cave, Richland, MO</b><br>It’s as if David Lynch’s mind
manifested a restaurant built
into a limestone bluff. Try the stalagmite burger special,
because if you can finish it
within 30 minutes, your meal
is free. You’ll also get your
photo added to the hall of
fame, with all the other special
people able to eat four pounds
of ground beef in one sitting.</p>
						<p><span><b>Everglades Rod and Gun Club, Everglades, FL</b><br>A</span>&nbsp;wood-paneled gentleman’s club from
the ‘20s, filled with stuffed
barracuda, grandfather clocks,
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						<p><b>Kowloon, Saugus, MA</b><br>A sprawling chinese
restaurant modeled after&nbsp;an ancient temple on the
outskirts of Boston. Inside,
it’s like an untouched cruise
ship from the ‘70s. If that
doesn’t sound weird enough
for you, knock back some
popcorn shrimp and check
out the adjoining comedy
club, which runs like a live
public-access TV program.</p>
						<p><b>Santa’s Pub, Nashville, TN</b><br><span>Santa’s Pub is a double-wide
trailer covered in twinkling Christmas lights, plopped in
the middle of a clearing in the
woods. It’s the kind of place
that leaves you with a lot of
questions when you wake up
the next afternoon. <i>Is karaoke
ever a good life choice? Who&nbsp;</i></span><i>is this Uncle Bob that keeps
texting me? Was it even
real—and if it is, should I</i><i>&nbsp;just move there?</i></p></div><div>
						<p><b>Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon, Austin, TX&nbsp;</b><br>The night
to go to Ginny’s is Sunday—that’s when chicken shit
bingo happens. Emceed by
the enigmatic Dale Watson—a local playboy who also
happens to be an acclaimed
country singer—the game&nbsp;is pretty self-explanatory:
chickens are released onto&nbsp;a giant bingo board, and
whoever has the number
upon which the chicken,&nbsp;uh, defecates, is the winner.
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						<p><span><b>Jumbo’s Clown Room, Los Angeles, CA </b><br>A</span>&nbsp;clown-themed bar/strip club where Courtney Love used to work.&nbsp;</p>
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    BARS AND RESTAURANTS

    Stew Leonard's, Norwalk, CT (Mayan Toledo, Julia Baylis, and Petra Collins pictured)
    Remember the It’s a Small World ride at Disneyland? That’s pretty much what grocery shopping here is like. The world’s largest dairy store turns casually picking up some cereal into one big, terrifying adventure. Before even entering the colossal, barnlike complex, you’re greeted with a petting zoo, an experience that turns a bit less “cute” when you’re holding fresh-cut bacon. As you navigate the mazelike aisles, keep an eye out for the animatronic, dancing vegetables flanked by robotic horses playing the theme to Deliverance. Oh, hey, there’s a guy in a giant cow costume holding a heaping tray of samples. A pastry assortment? Yes, yes, you will help yourself, thank you very much. You’re only halfway through that blueberry muffin bite when it’s time for the main event: the famous “Farm Fresh Five.” For Stew Leonard’s virgins, that’s a band of animatronic milk cartons with names like “Rich Milk” and “Pat Low Fat.” One might call their little ditties a brainwashing tool for children—after all, the lyrics are entirely about how cool Stew Leonard’s is, and how going anywhere else is very naughty—but you know better than that. 

    Hala Kahiki Lounge, River Grove, IL 
    In the suburbs of Chicago sits a perfectly preserved 1960s tiki hut!

    The Cave, Richland, MO
    It’s as if David Lynch’s mind manifested a restaurant built into a limestone bluff. Try the stalagmite burger special, because if you can finish it within 30 minutes, your meal is free. You’ll also get your photo added to the hall of fame, with all the other special people able to eat four pounds of ground beef in one sitting.

    Everglades Rod and Gun Club, Everglades, FL
    A
     wood-paneled gentleman’s club from the ‘20s, filled with stuffed barracuda, grandfather clocks, and mint green leather chairs. 

    Kowloon, Saugus, MA
    A sprawling chinese restaurant modeled after an ancient temple on the outskirts of Boston. Inside, it’s like an untouched cruise ship from the ‘70s. If that doesn’t sound weird enough for you, knock back some popcorn shrimp and check out the adjoining comedy club, which runs like a live public-access TV program.

    Santa’s Pub, Nashville, TN
    Santa’s Pub is a double-wide trailer covered in twinkling Christmas lights, plopped in the middle of a clearing in the woods. It’s the kind of place that leaves you with a lot of questions when you wake up the next afternoon. Is karaoke ever a good life choice? Who is this Uncle Bob that keeps texting me? Was it even real—and if it is, should I just move there?

    Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon, Austin, TX 
    The night to go to Ginny’s is Sunday—that’s when chicken shit bingo happens. Emceed by the enigmatic Dale Watson—a local playboy who also happens to be an acclaimed country singer—the game is pretty self-explanatory: chickens are released onto a giant bingo board, and whoever has the number upon which the chicken, uh, defecates, is the winner.

    Jumbo’s Clown Room, Los Angeles, CA
    A
     clown-themed bar/strip club where Courtney Love used to work. 

    <b>Petra Collins at Pet Cemetery, Hartsdale, NY</b><br>
		
	
	
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						<p>In the hills above New
York City is America’s
oldest and largest&nbsp;pet cemetery. There
are some 80,000&nbsp;dead pets buried
here, including one&nbsp;of Mariah Carey’s
prized Jack Russell
terriers. Also interred
at Hartsdale is
Goldfleck, the pet lion
of Hungarian-born
Princess Elisabeth
Vilma Lwoff-Parlaghy.
According to legend,
the cub lived with
Lwoff-Parlaghy in her
14-room suite at the
Plaza Hotel, along
with a full menagerie
that included an owl,
two small alligators,
and a bear.&nbsp;</p>
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    Petra Collins at Pet Cemetery, Hartsdale, NY

    In the hills above New York City is America’s oldest and largest pet cemetery. There are some 80,000 dead pets buried here, including one of Mariah Carey’s prized Jack Russell terriers. Also interred at Hartsdale is Goldfleck, the pet lion of Hungarian-born Princess Elisabeth Vilma Lwoff-Parlaghy. According to legend, the cub lived with Lwoff-Parlaghy in her 14-room suite at the Plaza Hotel, along with a full menagerie that included an owl, two small alligators, and a bear. 

    <b>Mackii Shaye at Salton Sea, Salton City, CA</b><br>
		
	
	
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					<p>One of the last
American myths, the
Salton Sea is sort of an ugly stepchild for the California tourism
board. Turning this
place into a beach
destination really didn’t work. For starters, the sea is
actually&nbsp;a 300-square-mile polluted lake in the middle of the
Imperial desert. It’s like
going to an apocalyptic
third planet—startlingly
quiet, heavy air, nothing
for miles but sun-bleached billboards. A few of the ‘50s beach
towns are left—the
most romanticized&nbsp;of which is Bombay
Beach, population&nbsp;374: a jumble of
deteriorating houses,
boarded-up trailers,&nbsp;and a dollar-bill-
covered bar called&nbsp;the Ski Inn.&nbsp;</p>
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    Mackii Shaye at Salton Sea, Salton City, CA

    One of the last American myths, the Salton Sea is sort of an ugly stepchild for the California tourism board. Turning this place into a beach destination really didn’t work. For starters, the sea is actually a 300-square-mile polluted lake in the middle of the Imperial desert. It’s like going to an apocalyptic third planet—startlingly quiet, heavy air, nothing for miles but sun-bleached billboards. A few of the ‘50s beach towns are left—the most romanticized of which is Bombay Beach, population 374: a jumble of deteriorating houses, boarded-up trailers, and a dollar-bill- covered bar called the Ski Inn. 

    <b>Julia Baylis at Wild Bill's Nostalgia Center, Middletown, CT</b><div><div><div>
					<p>Wild Bill’s doesn’t really
know what it wants to
be, and we’re totally&nbsp;OK with that. Equal
parts antique shop and
pop-culture museum,
the store portion of Bill’s
empire was a pretty
famous nightclub in the
1940s. Now covered&nbsp;in a neon psychedelic
mural, it’s apparently
haunted by the ghosts of club nights past. Or so says the Connecticut
Paranormal Investigation
Society, which, until this
February, headquartered
here after-hours. Inside,
the place is teeming with
everything Bill likes‚ and
whatever Bill likes, Bill buys. There are dead-stock band patches, tons
of vintage posters from
the ‘70s, and millions of
bobbleheads. Bill really
likes bobbleheads. He
also likes hanging things
from the ceiling at odd
angles: Look up and it’s Pee-Wee Herman’s
bike and the disco ball from Studio 54.
Outside, there’s a giant—mostly complete—fun
house, and the world’s
largest jack-in-the-box‚
essentially a giant clown
head, rigged inside an
old corn silo. The clown
head, Bill says, once
belonged to the guy
who played Captain
Kangaroo—we swear
we’re not making this up.&nbsp;</p></div>
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    Julia Baylis at Wild Bill's Nostalgia Center, Middletown, CT

    Wild Bill’s doesn’t really know what it wants to be, and we’re totally OK with that. Equal parts antique shop and pop-culture museum, the store portion of Bill’s empire was a pretty famous nightclub in the 1940s. Now covered in a neon psychedelic mural, it’s apparently haunted by the ghosts of club nights past. Or so says the Connecticut Paranormal Investigation Society, which, until this February, headquartered here after-hours. Inside, the place is teeming with everything Bill likes‚ and whatever Bill likes, Bill buys. There are dead-stock band patches, tons of vintage posters from the ‘70s, and millions of bobbleheads. Bill really likes bobbleheads. He also likes hanging things from the ceiling at odd angles: Look up and it’s Pee-Wee Herman’s bike and the disco ball from Studio 54. Outside, there’s a giant—mostly complete—fun house, and the world’s largest jack-in-the-box‚ essentially a giant clown head, rigged inside an old corn silo. The clown head, Bill says, once belonged to the guy who played Captain Kangaroo—we swear we’re not making this up. 

    <h2><b>HOTELS AND INNS</b></h2><b>The Madonna Inn, San Luis Obispo, CA </b>(pictured)<b><br></b>Unless you hate fun, The Madonna
Inn is heaven on earth. The whole
place feels like a stoned version of Versailles—if it was on a horse
farm, and Marie Antoinette was a
deranged 1970s housewife with a floral obsession. There are 110
themed rooms, so if you want to
sleep in a horse-drawn carriage, you totally can. Love golfing?
George Washington? Glitter walls?
You’ve got it. Even the bathrooms
are magical—if you’re into electronic
bidets and waterfall urinals. Once
you’ve properly explored (maybe
gone for a dip in the rainbow-chaise-surrounded grotto), get
fancy, Madonna Inn-style, at The
Gold Rush Steakhouse. It’s a pink
fever dream from the princess chairs to the floral carpeting,
offset by fake flower arrangements
and ornate gold chandeliers.&nbsp;<br>
		
	
	
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					<p><b>Don Q Inn, Dodgeville, WI<br></b>When the concierge tells you the bar is “just through
the secret tunnel,” you know
you’ve got a winner. The
theme motel to end them all:
igloo beds, a space-capsule
suite, and a Farrah Fawcett-autographed, full-sized
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					<p><b>Best Western Movie Manor, Monte Vista, CO&nbsp;</b><br>The world’s
only drive-in-movie motel:
all the rooms have large
windows that look out on to
massive screens that stand
across the parking lot. the
sound is piped in through
your room’s radio. there’s
even an on-site snack shack.
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					<p><b>Wigwam Village Inn #2, Cave City, KY&nbsp;</b><br>Once a staple
of the American highway,
this is one of the last
remaining wigwam
motels. It’s the ultimate
in genuine kitsch.</p>
					<p><b>Maine Idyll Motor Court, Freeport, ME&nbsp;</b><br>Tiny cottages,
deep in the Maine woods,
complete with a flickering
neon sign—kind of like living
in a Stephen King novel, but way cuter. As a special
bonus, it’s right down the
street from the world’s only
24-hour hunting megastore.</p>
					<p><span><b>UFO Watchtower, Hooper, CO&nbsp;</b><br>T</span>he truth is out there—especially along the
so-called extraterrestrial
highway, a strip of Colorado
desert with the most
reported UFO sightings&nbsp;in the country. For 10
dollars, you can camp in
the watchtower’s “vortex-
filled” garden—abduction
not included.&nbsp;</p>
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    HOTELS AND INNS

    The Madonna Inn, San Luis Obispo, CA (pictured)
    Unless you hate fun, The Madonna Inn is heaven on earth. The whole place feels like a stoned version of Versailles—if it was on a horse farm, and Marie Antoinette was a deranged 1970s housewife with a floral obsession. There are 110 themed rooms, so if you want to sleep in a horse-drawn carriage, you totally can. Love golfing? George Washington? Glitter walls? You’ve got it. Even the bathrooms are magical—if you’re into electronic bidets and waterfall urinals. Once you’ve properly explored (maybe gone for a dip in the rainbow-chaise-surrounded grotto), get fancy, Madonna Inn-style, at The Gold Rush Steakhouse. It’s a pink fever dream from the princess chairs to the floral carpeting, offset by fake flower arrangements and ornate gold chandeliers. 

    Don Q Inn, Dodgeville, WI
    When the concierge tells you the bar is “just through the secret tunnel,” you know you’ve got a winner. The theme motel to end them all: igloo beds, a space-capsule suite, and a Farrah Fawcett-autographed, full-sized airplane on the front lawn. 

    Best Western Movie Manor, Monte Vista, CO 
    The world’s only drive-in-movie motel: all the rooms have large windows that look out on to massive screens that stand across the parking lot. the sound is piped in through your room’s radio. there’s even an on-site snack shack.

    Wigwam Village Inn #2, Cave City, KY 
    Once a staple of the American highway, this is one of the last remaining wigwam motels. It’s the ultimate in genuine kitsch.

    Maine Idyll Motor Court, Freeport, ME 
    Tiny cottages, deep in the Maine woods, complete with a flickering neon sign—kind of like living in a Stephen King novel, but way cuter. As a special bonus, it’s right down the street from the world’s only 24-hour hunting megastore.

    UFO Watchtower, Hooper, CO 
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    he truth is out there—especially along the so-called extraterrestrial highway, a strip of Colorado desert with the most reported UFO sightings in the country. For 10 dollars, you can camp in the watchtower’s “vortex- filled” garden—abduction not included. 

    <h2><b>SPIRITUAL QUESTS</b></h2><b>Salvation Mountain, Niland, CA</b>&nbsp;(pictured)<br>In the middle of the California desert, at the
mouth of the Salton Sea, lies
the brainchild of Leonard Knight: a three-story-tall,
rainbow-colored concrete-and-adobe shrine to the Bible. It’s visually insane,
but what’s even crazier&nbsp;is the 100-plus-degree
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						<p><b>Energy Vortex, Sedona, AZ</b><br>Ask around, or search out
one of the Juniper Trees with
twisted bark and stacks of
rocks on its branches. That
means you’re near one of Arizona’s alleged “energy
vortexes”: loosely defined&nbsp;as a different plane of&nbsp;being where your spiritual
and psychic powers are
enhanced. Warning signs&nbsp;of entering a vortex: tingling
skin, vibrating ground,&nbsp;and a weird feeling in&nbsp;your neck and shoulders.</p>
						<p><b>Lily Dale Assembly, Lily Dale, NY</b><br>Since the late 1800s, Lily Dale has been a town
inhabited only by mediums. In its storybook Victorian
cottages, readings to the
otherworld are given year-round, but the best time to
go is in the summer. That’s
when you can witness&nbsp;the free sessions at the
“inspiration stump,”
where a spirit medium
stands near Lily Dale’s
most revered tree stump
and relays messages from
the dead to unsuspecting
members of the audience.&nbsp;</p>
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						<p><b>Devil’s Hole, Amargosa Valley, NV&nbsp;</b><br>Charles Manson
was so obsessed with
this Death Valley cavern,
he famously meditated
here for three days
straight, finally deciding
the seemingly endless pit
was the entrance to the
underworld. Although he
was arrested before he
could test his theory&nbsp;out, others have tried,
and their bodies have
never been found.
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						<p><b>Great Serpent Mound, Adams County, OH&nbsp;</b><br>Some
people say it’s a Pagan
altar, but the real truth&nbsp;is that no one knows&nbsp;why there’s a 1,300-foot-long, three-foot-high
prehistoric-effigy-shaped
grass mound in rural Ohio.&nbsp;</p>
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    SPIRITUAL QUESTS

    Salvation Mountain, Niland, CA (pictured)
    In the middle of the California desert, at the mouth of the Salton Sea, lies the brainchild of Leonard Knight: a three-story-tall, rainbow-colored concrete-and-adobe shrine to the Bible. It’s visually insane, but what’s even crazier is the 100-plus-degree weather he worked in, continuously, for 30 years. 

    Energy Vortex, Sedona, AZ
    Ask around, or search out one of the Juniper Trees with twisted bark and stacks of rocks on its branches. That means you’re near one of Arizona’s alleged “energy vortexes”: loosely defined as a different plane of being where your spiritual and psychic powers are enhanced. Warning signs of entering a vortex: tingling skin, vibrating ground, and a weird feeling in your neck and shoulders.

    Lily Dale Assembly, Lily Dale, NY
    Since the late 1800s, Lily Dale has been a town inhabited only by mediums. In its storybook Victorian cottages, readings to the otherworld are given year-round, but the best time to go is in the summer. That’s when you can witness the free sessions at the “inspiration stump,” where a spirit medium stands near Lily Dale’s most revered tree stump and relays messages from the dead to unsuspecting members of the audience. 

    Devil’s Hole, Amargosa Valley, NV 
    Charles Manson was so obsessed with this Death Valley cavern, he famously meditated here for three days straight, finally deciding the seemingly endless pit was the entrance to the underworld. Although he was arrested before he could test his theory out, others have tried, and their bodies have never been found.

    Great Serpent Mound, Adams County, OH 
    Some people say it’s a Pagan altar, but the real truth is that no one knows why there’s a 1,300-foot-long, three-foot-high prehistoric-effigy-shaped grass mound in rural Ohio. 


    <b>Thea Andrus at The House On The Rock, Spring Green, WI.</b><br>
		
	
	
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						<p>A private home-turned-acid nightmare—“house”
is really a misnomer,&nbsp;it’s more of a complex&nbsp;of several structures,
joined together by
hallways straight out of
a claustrophobe’s panic
attack. Once you make
it through the actual
“house” section: an
orange-shag-carpeted,
Tiffany-lamp-lit
bachelor pad from the
‘70s, keep walking.
There’s a life-size whale
being eaten by a giant
octopus. Thousands of
dolls. Walk some more,
and it’s a 32-piece, life-size robotic orchestra
playing the Beatles.
After you make it
through the cavern of
forever-wound music
boxes, you’ll finally hear
the real soundtrack&nbsp;of The House on the
Rock—a choir of gently
weeping children
(because some sadist
decided to bill this as&nbsp;a children’s attraction).
To be fair, it does have
the world’s largest
indoor carousel, but
it’s Satan-themed.&nbsp;</p>
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    Photo by Ryan Lowry

    Thea Andrus at The House On The Rock, Spring Green, WI.

    A private home-turned-acid nightmare—“house” is really a misnomer, it’s more of a complex of several structures, joined together by hallways straight out of a claustrophobe’s panic attack. Once you make it through the actual “house” section: an orange-shag-carpeted, Tiffany-lamp-lit bachelor pad from the ‘70s, keep walking. There’s a life-size whale being eaten by a giant octopus. Thousands of dolls. Walk some more, and it’s a 32-piece, life-size robotic orchestra playing the Beatles. After you make it through the cavern of forever-wound music boxes, you’ll finally hear the real soundtrack of The House on the Rock—a choir of gently weeping children (because some sadist decided to bill this as a children’s attraction). To be fair, it does have the world’s largest indoor carousel, but it’s Satan-themed. 

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