the worst movies to watch on a date

true tales of woe

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In the Seinfeld episode "The Raincoats," Newman spies Jerry making-out with his date during Schindler's List. "A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall," proclaims Newman. That is because, well, an emotionally crippling story about the Holocaust may not be the best date movie. Ahead, we talk about movies that didn't only ruin dates, but in some cases, ruined entire relationships. No, we didn't list movies that are filled with anxiety and remorse (because we all know what those movies are), but movies that came along at the wrong time, in the right way, to leave us (and our dates) reeling. Oof. Oof all around.