Learning poker is key to be successful in life..or at least at summer camp.
Oreos should come with packets of peanut butter.
"There She Goes" by The Las is the perfect personal anthem.
Being young and beautiful isn't a crime, you know...but it is when you act like a b*** like Meredith.
Pushing someone's mattress into the middle of a lake might SOUND like a good idea, but it's not.
Don't do a DIY piercing of your ear with a needle. Just don't.