Action Bronson is famous for three things: His rapping, his love of food, and his beard. The Queens native, who hosts his own food show for Vice's MUNCHIES, just put out his major label debut, Mr. Wonderful, and it stands as another reminder of Bronson's elastic wit and rugged sense of humor. When we caught up with him recently, we asked him to show us how on earth it's possible to eat as much food as he does without messing up that bountiful beard of his. We discovered that his tactics depend on the type of food he's eating—soup calls for a different strategy than noodles—and that when it comes to cotton candy, all bets are off.