Amy Schumer Slayed Her ‘SNL’ Monologue

    “i’m pretty sure that i’m dating bradley cooper.”

    by · October 11, 2015

    Photo: Courtesy of NBC.

    Amy Schumer brought her A game to studio 8H last night, when she hosted the second episode of Saturday Night Live’s new season. Schumer opened the show with a biting stand-up bit about Hillary Clinton’s drinking habits, the Kardashian sisters facial evolution, and her new boyfriend Bradley Cooper.

    “Is that a great message for little girls? A whole family who take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion,” Schumer asked, her blowtorch aimed squarely at the Kardashians. “And we used to have Khloé. Khloé was ours, right? But then Khloé...she lost half her body weight; she lost a Kendall. And we have nothing.”

    Schumer then poked fun at her own growing fame, when she talked about life inside Hollywood’s inner circle—which includes hanging out with Bradley Cooper. “Am I dating Bradley Cooper?” Schumer asked? “I don’t know how Hollywood works, but I’m pretty sure that I’m dating Bradley Cooper.” You know how it goes: two stars spotted together means they’re in cahoots!

    Watch the hilarious bit in its entirety below.

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