Amy Schumer brought her A game to studio 8H last night, when she hosted the second episode of Saturday Night Live’s new season. Schumer opened the show with a biting stand-up bit about Hillary Clinton’s drinking habits, the Kardashian sisters facial evolution, and her new boyfriend Bradley Cooper.
“Is that a great message for little girls? A whole family who take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion,” Schumer asked, her blowtorch aimed squarely at the Kardashians. “And we used to have Khloé. Khloé was ours, right? But then Khloé...she lost half her body weight; she lost a Kendall. And we have nothing.”
Schumer then poked fun at her own growing fame, when she talked about life inside Hollywood’s inner circle—which includes hanging out with Bradley Cooper. “Am I dating Bradley Cooper?” Schumer asked? “I don’t know how Hollywood works, but I’m pretty sure that I’m dating Bradley Cooper.” You know how it goes: two stars spotted together means they’re in cahoots!
Watch the hilarious bit in its entirety below.