Watch Bette Midler Sing Kim Kardashian’s Tweets

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In yet another example of why she has no equal, Bette Midler appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and did on national TV what all of us do in the shower but are too embarassed to admit: She belted out Kim Kardashian's tweets in song form. "What color is that dress?" Middler coos as a piano player backs her. "I see white and gold Kanye sees black and blue, Who is color blind?" Our only complaint here is that this segment was way, way too short. But that's classic Bette, the consummate performer, always leaving us wanting more.