14 Things Beyoncé Probably Wants for Christmas

‘Tis the season to Bey good

Nobody loves Christmas more than Beyoncé. We've seen her seasonal joy time and time again, from the Christmas tree cameos in her music videos to her festive collection of Christmas-themed merchandise. Back during Beyoncé's glory days, as one-third of Destiny's Child, she even blessed us with the 8 Days of Christmas album, which has since gone on to become a modern classic.

And since Beyoncé lives for this bright and holy season, we have assembled 14 items that we think would be on the top of a list made for a queen. Bey good this year.

Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, $19.86, available at Barnes and Noble.

To start the unofficial Beyoncé book club, of course. Okay ladies, now let's get i-n-f-o-r-m-a-t-i-o-n.

A Seat at the Table LP Vinyl, $27.98, available at Urban Outfitters

Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé is the best big sister of all time. 

Fuego Box, 3 sauces per month, $29.95, available at Fuego Box.

This subscription service will put a new hot sauce in Bey's bag every month, swag.

Me & The Bees Lemonade, Variety Pack, $17, available at Me & The Bees Lemonade

*Sips lemonade after a long day of fighting the patriarchy.*

Linea Germania for Saint Heron, Pussy Power Towel, $70, available at Saint Heron.

Hold up, they don't dry you like I dry you. Hopefully, Solange can hook her up with this statement piece at their next pool party. 

The Elder Statesman X NBA, Houston Rockets Cashmere Reversible Scarf, $725, available at Barneys New York.

Just a casual courtside look that says, "Go Rockets, but also, whatever." 

Terrain, Bee Raw Varietal Honey Flight, $78, available at Terrain.

All on Instagram honey by the ounce—that's the lyric, right? 

Pilgrim Surf + Supply, 5'7" Tim Stamps FX Surfboard, $700, available at Pilgrim Surf + Supply

For her all-nighters graining on that wood at the beach with Jay, but literally. 

7-Eleven, gift card, price varies, available at 7-Eleven.

All that smacking it in the air and moving her legs side to side can really build up quite the appetite for Slurpees.

You Can't Touch My Hair by Phoebe Robinson, $16, available at Penguin Random House

A bedtime story for Blue Ivy since we all know how she likes her baby's hair.  

Red Lobster, Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix, $1.99, available at Target

So Bey doesn't have to actually take his ass to Red Lobster. 

Can You Dig It Sand Tools, Super Deluxe Sand Sculpting Kit, $44.99, available at Can You Dig It Sand Tools

They built sand castles, but apparently they washed away. Luckily, these tools will help Bey and Jay rebuild them. 

Christian Louboutin, Bain De Soleil, $1,395, available at Christian Louboutin.

These six-inch heels will come in handy when she needs to walk in the club like nobody's business. 

The Bee Movie, $13.99, available at Amazon.

For movie night at the Carter House, but only after a screening of Dream Girls that is.