The Harry Potter books have spun off into films, amusement parks, even porn, and now the series has its very own NSFW card game. Created by some hard-core HP fans, Cards Against Muggles is a more magical version of Cards Against Humanity.
The game, now available for download, is filled with highly inappropriate Harry Potter references. Players are dealt cards with Harry Potter-themed obscenities, which are paired with fill-in-the-blank statements to create X-rated narratives.
One of the sample cards reads: “After months of practicing magic, I think I’m finally ready for...” A potential ending for that sentence is, “Having to explain to Madam Pomfrey why you used engorgio on your d**k.” Another example is, “I overdosed on Felix Felicis and found...” along with the answer, “The basilisk in my pants.”
For $19.95, all 1,300 filthy cards can be yours.