After names like “Apple,” “North West,” and “Summer Rain,” it might seem odd for celebrities to backtrack to average baby names. Sure, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds (sort of) did it, as did Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, but for Diana Ross’ grandchild, nothing short of fierce would suffice. So, Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson took to Instagram (yes, ladies and gentlemen, 2015) to announce that their newborn daughter will be hereby referred to as Jagger Snow Ross.
Get ready for a chain reaction of celebrity baby names that sound like endangered species. They’re coming.