It is a scientifically proven fact that former boy bander and frequent star of many illicit fantasies Joe Jonas is a magical creature born in a world not all that different from Narnia. Now he has the hair to match. Presto, mortals!
Indeed, this is a kind of magic. Half oil-slick hair and half unicorn hair, Jonas’ normally jet-black (though sometimes blue) locks now shimmer with all the tones in the ROYGBIV spectrum. And really, why the hell not? It works just right with his current DNCE lifestyle. Moreover, if one wanted to look at it as a tribute to his many gay fans—a group he has positively embraced in recent interviews—it would actually be kind of sweet.
Whatever way you want to take Jonas’ unicorn-slick hair, it is here and it is the future. Soak it in.
