introducing our april cover star, kim kardashian

If it seems nearly impossible to go a day without seeing Kim Kardashian's face, well, that's because it is. Thanks to her mother and manager, Kris Jenner, Ryan Seacrest, and the E! Network, the Earth and the interweb are now her own personal selfie stick. But do any of us know the #real Kim? We spent two paparazzi-ridden weeks with the mother, muse, and mogul to find out. And we do believe we scratched the surface. Pick up a copy of our April issue, on newsstands today, to get in on the action. No episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians will be the same again. 

UPDATE: Yes, this was an April Fools' Joke. Still, it's time to stop hating on the Kardashians.