Noah Cyrus Is Selling Her Tears For $12,000
Following her breakup with Lil Xan
Noah Cyrus is raising more than a few eyebrows thanks to one strangely overpriced merch item.
Ahead of the release of her new EP, Good Cry, this Friday, Cyrus announced that she would be dropping a merch collaboration with the folks over at Pizzaslime. Amongst the goodies are sweatshirts that say things like "Noah Cyrus sucks" and "Sry I'm trash," as well as a shirt featuring an image of her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, with the words "Achy Breaky" tatted on his face SoundCloud rapper-style. And while most of these products are listed at fairly reasonable prices, a $12,000 vial of "Noah Cyrus Tears" quickly caught the attention of the internet.
"This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness," the product description reads. That's right, Cyrus is estimating her tears are worth $1,000 a pop. And here you were, crying all of yours into your pillow. Ha!
And though the description makes no mention of whether or not these tears were collected following the Lil Xan heartbreak, it does say that "human digestion of these tears is not suggested." Why? Aside from being salty, it'd be "super fucking weird if you drank someone else's tears."
Talk about some solid advice. Tear-drinking creeps, act quick—Cyrus' limited-edition line is only on sale for the next 48 hour. Check it out, here.