Take a sip if Jared Leto’s hair is in a man-bun.
Take a shot if Jared Leto’s hair is down (and then book an appointment to get yours done like his...).
If someone has a wardrobe malfunction, take a sip.
If Ellen Degeneres breaks into song and/or dance onstage, take a sip.
Take a sip every time Ellen Degeneres makes fun of someone in the audience (two sips if it’s Shia LaBeouf).
Take a shot if American Hustle wins an award. Finish your drink if it wins Best Picture.
If Leonardo DiCaprio wins, drink two vodka shots, scream “I’m the king of the world!” and then conduct a solo dance party like this one.
If the star you chose for the Oscars quiz wins, pick a drink partner and make them take a shot.
If Pharrell performs “Happy” in “the hat” drink a hat-full of vodka (or if you don’t have a hat handy, take a shot).
If Her wins, kiss your iPhone and drink a bottle of wine alone.