Peaches’ “Rub” Is The Most NSFW Video In The History Of NSFW Videos

God bless Peaches, our foul-mouthed cousin from Canada. She’s made history.

Embedded above for your viewing pleasure is the video to her hymn to embracing your inner horniness, “Rub.” It’s more than just another kinky Peaches release, however. It is, by a significant measure, the most NSFW work music video from a signed, real recording artist we’ve ever seen (and we’ve a lot NSFW things).

Featured NSFW elements include clear sexual contact, real urination, possibly unsimulated orgies, feathers being pulled out of very uncomfortable places, and near-constant full-frontal nudity from male, female, and trans performers. It’s a lot to take in. Perhaps too much for some. In that regard, it’s truly epic.

But we wouldn’t be writing about this if “Rub” was just the most NSFW music video we’d ever seen (though it is). Oh no. We wouldn’t throw up just any YouTube post that belonged on PornHub because it happened to have an original backing track. 

Rather, we're singling out “Rub” because not only is it most NSFW video we’ve ever seen, but it's also probably the queerest and realest. Indeed, with a wide variety of body types, sexual orientations, and kinks, it’s very hard to see “Rub” as pornographic in any serious way. It covers too many bases to get anyone off. Every kink and taste represented appears next to a constrasting kink or taste, eliminating the narrowing that actual pornography requires.

Instead, “Rub” is what happens when everyone’s turn-ons show up to the party at once, when all inclinations recieve at least a nod. What you get is colorful, funny, sometimes just a bit too much for the eyes, and a hot, hot mess—the perfect representation of getting off. There's a positive human lesson in that, one that comes with, yes, an original backing track.

Enjoy and, please, share with your loved ones.

(Via Stereogum)