10 Ways To Pumpkin Spice Up Your Life
It’s the most autumnal time of the year
It has recently come to my attention that it is Pumpkin Spice Latte season. Like the Macy's ownership of Thanksgiving Day, what was once known as fall/autumn has been usurped by capitalism and used to corral us sheeple into quasi-quaint coffee shops to sip sugary caffeinated drinks. Obviously, there is a hashtag involved, too. Life is truly so predictable and strange, just like Valentine's Day decorations flooding supermarket shelves in December.
This year, spice up your life a little more. Like, really go hard in that PSL paint because the day is today and the hour is now. Carpe that PSL diem, you fall fanatics, you awesome autumnals. Sip your hot drink while rocking your PSL shoes and wafting your personal PSL BO. You, dear reader, deserve to relish in every second of your pumpkin spice life and should feel proud, sincere, and loved. This season isn't for Instagram, it's for you on Instagram. Take note of the 10 products ahead to make your PSL fantasy a reality. But, first? Coffee... that is pumpkin spiced.
Sure, you may talk a lot of talk about how awesome pumpkin spice is, but do you walk the talk? Beginning October 21, when these shoes hit the market, you can.
Saucony, Saucony Originals “Pumpkin Spice” Grid SD, Price TBD, available at Saucony beginning October 21.
Clean air-smelling detergent is so dog days of summer. Transition your wardrobe to fall with this PSL detergent.
Celestialsoap, Pumpkin Spice VEGAN Laundry Soap Powder Detergent, $3.75, available at Etsy.
What could be more meta than you sipping your PSL in your PSL-freshened car while rocking clothes washed with PSL detergent, and driving with PSL sneakers?
Yankee Candle, Spiced Pumpkin Car Vent Clip, $5.49, available at Yankee Candle.
Fall (eheh!) in love with spa day all over again.
Lush, Pumpkin Bath Bomb, $6.95, available at Lush.
Pumpkin spice vodka? Turn up!
Spud Vodka, Sweet Potato Pumpkin Spice, $20, available at Bottle Bargains.
Truth be told, the PSL hair trend is actually perfect for fall.
L'Oréal, L'Oréal® Paris Superior Preference Fade-Defying Color + Shine System in '6R Light Auburn,' $8.99, available at Target.
A little spritz of this and suddenly you will be fall.
Demeter, Pumpkin Pie, $3-39.50, available at Demeter.
Pumpkin-shaped marshmallows? Been there, ate that. Pumpkin spice marshmallows? Talk about living out your "Williams-Sonoma-Food Network-Nancy Meyers' kitchen" fantasy.
Butter, Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows, $10, available at Terrain.
If you don't light a pumpkin spice candle during autumn, did you even autumn?
White Barn, 3-Wick Candle in 'Pumpkin Spice,' $22.50, available at Bath & Body Works.
Here is the literal sauce the purveyor of PSL drinks uses in its PSL drinks. Bottom's up!
Fontana, Fontana™ Pumpkin Spice Sauce, $25.95, available at Starbucks.