SPIKE MY DRINK

Sofia Coppola may have her own pink champagne, but Jean-Paul Gaultier wants you to get sloshed with something darker. His latest project is a spiked latex fishnet "stocking" for Piper Heidsieck champagne bottles, inspired by the fetish tights worn by French can-can dancers in Montmartre.

You can get the bottle for $55, but if you want a matching handbag and blackened glass goblets, you'll have to expect a designer price tag: The set is $640, although if you can find your way to Fangtasia, we bet they've got it at Vampire Eric's table for free...

Jean-Paul Gaultier x Piper Heidsieck, $55 - $630 at Wine.com