Taylor Swift, one of the world's biggest stars, obviously hires the best help money can buy. Her security team is top-notch, made up of hardened, seen-it-all ex-military death machines who'll stop at nothing to protect their famous client (or something like that). This weekend, the world was given a glimpse at just how hardcore Swift's bodyguards really are, when one of them was photographed with her, remaining stone-faced on what is supposed to be a super-fun ride at Disneyland.
Swift herself posted the photo to Instagram, which shows her, Lily Aldridge, and Aldridge's daughter Dixie, enjoying the Radiator Springs Racers ride inspired by Pixar's Cars. While the three girls are clearly having the time of their lives, Swift's bodyguard—whose style inspo is definitely Arnold Schwarzenegger circa Terminator 2—sits in the back, looking all business. The Internet quickly seized on the moment, lifting Swift's bodyguard to celeb status, if only for a moment.
In other Swift news, the singer basically swept the iHeartRadio Music Awards last night, taking home prizes for Female Artist of the Year, Album of the Year, Best Tour, and, not surprisingly, Most Meme-able Moment for her "Blank Space" video. But despite his boss' big night, it was reported that Swift's bodyguard once again did not crack a smile. What a guy.