what is beyoncé drinking?

    it ain’t watermelon...

    by · April 21, 2015

    Photo via Beyonce.com

    On April 13, 2015 a series of photos of Beyoncé went up on Beyoncé’s website. She was at Coachella doing whatever it is Beyoncé does at Coachella. In these photos appeared a Fiji water bottle filled with something that did not appear to be Fiji water.

    So, we ask: What fluid did Beyoncé drank? Was it healthy? Did it get her drunk (on love)? And, perhaps more importantly, why is Beyoncé transporting a mysterious liquid in an expensive plastic water bottle like some common flower-crown girl?

    Possible theories from NYLON’s staff include:

    • The tears of her haters mixed with ginger
    • Honey from the Beyhive
    • A rare mixture of soil, a single grape, lemon juice, and the residuals of Obsessed mixed together with a diamond-edged Nutribullet by Michelle Williams
    • House of Deréon sparkling spring water and rum
    • The fountain of youth (a mixture of honey and the sweat of those who refuse to #bowdown)
    • The talent and life force from Kelly & Michelle
    • A delicate combination of sweet tea, Hennessy, black excellence, and a splash of your fav’s tears
    • Contaminated Fiji water
    • Rihanna’s ash tray so as to ascend from them; a phoenix rising, Beyoncé is
    • All of the anger, hatred, and negativity in the world, taken in through the Bowels Of Knowles, ingested so we, her delicate flock, do not have to suffer anymore
    • Or just the cayenne pepper drink she’s been known to ingest once in a while
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