illustration by haley stark

a day in our vampire teeth

gettin’ gory.

by Yasmeen Gharnit

To be honest, I live my life like every day is Halloween. (I even tweeted about it once.) So when the web team collectively decided to wear vampire fangs for 24 hours straight, I was super excited. Especially since that day would not be on Halloween, upping the creep factor. 

We got our fangs, went to apply them (via a super strange hot glue gun-esque technique) and surprise! They stuck to my teeth and no one else's—presumably because I have large teeth, but most likely because I was the only one who was taking the application process seriously. And so I was left to wander around the office and New York without a vampire crew. Check out what (majorly ridiculous) antics ensued...