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I Feel Bad For Donald Trump Jr.’s Kids

Chloe, you okay, girl?

by Sarah Beauchamp

Donald Trump Jr. is an idiot who doesn't understand sharing or grammar, as evidenced by a tweet he fired off yesterday that I'm sure he thought was very funny. "I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home," Trump Jr. wrote, along with a photo of his daughter looking like she wants to run away and never look at his dumb face again. "It’s never to early to teach her about socialism."

First of all, your kid should learn how to share, Trump Jr. That's a normal thing to teach a child. Second of all, it's never too early to teach your kids proper grammar—think you meant "too" in that second sentence. And lastly, you don't even actually understand socialism, you boob. Now we know what Trump Jr. apparently considers a life lesson? No, thank you—and leave Chloe out of it, too.

Naturally, everyone proceeded to drag Trump Jr., and it was a very Happy Halloween.

He also dressed like his dad for Halloween this year because he is a very emotionally healthy man with no daddy issues whatsoever. 

Chloe, blink twice if you need help, sweetie.