Take a drink every time Aaron Paul says, “Yeah, bitch.”
Take two drinks every time someone other than Aaron Paul says, “Yeah, bitch.”
Take a drink every time the camera cuts to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler being awesome together.
Take a drink every time the camera cuts to Lena Dunham and Adam Driver and wish you were the plus one to their existences.
Take a drink every time a clip of Claire Danes crying on Homeland is shown.
Take a drink every time Mad Men men doesn’t win because it’s what Don Draper would do.Tipsy, Sunday Appropriate Version:Take a drink if The Colbert Report beats The Daily Show in the Best Variety Show category. The Daily Show has won this award every year for the past 10 years, FYI.Take a whiskey shot every time the camera cuts to Alec Baldwin making a smug face. Take a drink every time Benedict Cumberbatch is mentioned, just because. Take a drink every time you see Kerry Washington and wonder how her makeup is always so flawless.Drink an entire juice box--or box of wine!--if Arrested Development wins an award. Turn off the TV and head to New York’s hottest nightclub, Twice, where you’ll be greeted by a Rabbi that looks like Joaquin Phoenix if Bill Hader wins for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy.