forget the fortune cookies; get the camera.
Fortune cookies are fun, but they taste kind of gross. So if you want cryptic moral guidance and murky predictions without eating something that tastes like lemon and vanilla cardboard, here's a suggestion: Get this nutty disposable camera by Urban Outfitters.
It takes normal photos, but along the bottom of each one, it spits out a fortune just for you. That could be anything from "A wise man always buys Prada" to "Stay calm like fish in a still pond" - or whatever else is in between.
If those sound ridiculous, well, how about this one: We see this camera in your future.