Do a tequila shot and tweet at @NYLONGuys if cover star Jared Leto’s hair looks better than yours. (This one is pretty much guaranteed, sorry.)
Take a sip every time an It Girl takes to the stage--be it Lena Dunham, Zooey Deschanel, Greta Gerwig, or any of the awesome ladies nominated this year.
Drink a whole juice box (of wine, natch) if Jason Bateman wins for for Best Actor in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy for Arrested Development.
Have a mimosa in the bath tub if anyone from Behind the Candelabra wins.
Drink a whole bottle of white wine when they make the “Leo DiCaprio is sexy” joke you know they are contractually obliged to make.
Take two shots every time Amy Poehler and Tina Fey sing and/or dance.
Have a sip every time they cut to Jennifer Lawrence making a funny face.Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s Rules: Drink every time an actress cries in a speech.Drink every time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage.Drink every time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!“Eat a meatball sub every time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.Take off an article of clothing every time they show Judi Dench.Take off an article of clothing evert time Maggie Smith wins.Drink every time you see a gown with sleeves.Drink every time Amy Poehler drinks.