put a bird on it!

Bust out the artisan zucchini milk, you guys, because the new season of Portlandia has officially begun! And the best way to celebrate (besides donning a wig and opening a feminist book store a la Toni and Candance) is to buy the new tome from Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen themselves.

The Portlandia Activity Book comes stocked with tons of pages, prompts, and enough fun craft ideas--friendship bracelets, anyone?-- to fill an entire year's worth of rainy Portland afternoons. Honestly, between the hilarious "How to Crowdfund Your Baby" instructions, an even more hipster version of Where's Waldo, and plenty of chicken-raising tips, it's impossible to pick a favorite. Hey, you can even learn the musical accompaniment to the show.

So keep the '90s dream alive, and buy the Portlandia Activity Book here. But first, get a sneak peek of our favorite pages in the gallery!

Want more Portlandia? Check out our interview with the show's costume designer.