The return of Robyn Rihanna Fenty as pop chanteuse is nigh. Her yet-to-be-titled eighth studio album has no set release date, but that’s not stopping her from giving us new material—the latest being an interlude called “James Joint.”
“James Joint” isn’t a full song, mind you. It’s not even 90 seconds, but we’re going to eat it up anyway because we’re hungry. And thirsty. On it, Rihanna sings, “I’d rather be smoking weed whenever we breathe.” The logistics of that seem a bit dangerous, but hey, who cares? It’s Rihanna. She just wants to get high. And, as such, here’s a haiku to go with her new song:
Rihanna Fenty
hazy daze, reddened eyes; high
let’s light up “James Joint”
