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this video of tom brady dancing is everything you need it to be

we are all witnesses

A towering champion and millionaire with the face of a Calvin Klein underwear model and a wife to match, Tom Brady does many, many things better than you ever will. As

shows, dancing is not one of them.

At the ring ceremony for his Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots this weekend, Brady demonstrated his best pogo for his teammates (Rob Gronkowski included). Notice how his hips never quite unlock, impressive in its own way. 

Whatever—he had fun, his colleagues had fun, and now we’re having fun. Even when he loses, Brady wins. Dammit.