Here Are All The Questions Strangers Ask Me As A "Tall Girl"
Inspired by the new Netflix movie, 'Tall Girl'
When the trailer for Netflix's Tall Girldropped, I received no less than five texts from friends saying: "Hey! It's you!" And they were not wrong. I stand at 6-foot-2 (and a half!), having reached 6-feet by the time I was 13 years old. A lot of my childhood experiences mirror those of title character Jodi, the 6-foot-1 "tall girl" played by Dance Moms alum Ava Michelle. I can easily recall the bullying (although Tall Girl's repeated "How's the weather up there?" is mild compared to actual insults of vicious teens), the lack of clothing options, being shorter than maybe three boys in my grade. These are all real inconveniences adolescent tall girls face. But, predictably, as soon as the trailer dropped, people took to Twitter to criticize the film's message, labeling it as problematic for its supposed portrayal of a tall, white girl being the victim.
I don't disagree that there are issues with what is absolutely a cheesy, teen rom-com with a poorly constructed script. But, as with most issues, Twitter users have forgotten about nuance, and are addressing this movie in a very binary way. Twitter discourse leaves no room for gray areas, and so movies are simply seen as either problematic or not, and people either lead lives that are oppressed or adversity-free perfection. Which, yeah right. In truth, while tall, thin, white cis-women (like myself) are not a marginalized identity, there is an undeniable visibility and isolation that comes with being a woman above 6 feet tall, and it's connected to and reflective of the bigger issue of societal stigmas against women who take up space—figuratively and, in my case, literally.
My body has been the subject of unwarranted comments from strangers for as long as I can remember. This reached a pinnacle when I worked in retail and received comments about my body at least once a day. Why do people think other people's bodies are grounds for reflecting personal insecurities and prejudices? I have my own emotions and insecurities to sort out, I do not need to take on the burden of veiled backhanded "compliments" while in the middle of eating dinner or grocery shopping.
For years now, I have compiled a list of things I have been asked and told hundreds of times, as well as some out-of-pocket one-off comments. These usually get answered with a fake laugh and a number of scripted responses. Here they are, below.
- Wow, you're tall.
- Do you play basketball?
- Really? You don't play any sports?
- Are your parents tall?
- How tall are you?
- Where are you from?
- You should really think about modeling.
- Have you thought about auditioning for America's Next Top Model?
- Can you give me some of your height?
- You make me feel short!
- Do you date guys shorter than you?
- Have you ever dated a guy shorter than you?
- I've heard it doesn't matter how tall he is in bed.
- I wish I were your height.
- Are you standing on something?
- What are you like 6'5"?
- What are you, like 7'7"?
- Well, you can't be 6'2" because I'm 6'4" *says guy who is definitely 6'1"*
- Who do you think is taller? Let's stand back to back.
- I couldn't wear heels if I were you.
- You don't wear heels, do you?
- Do you like being tall?
- What's it like being that tall?
If, while reading this list, you recognized a question you've asked someone taller than you before, please take it as a cue to stop asking me, every tall woman you see on the street, and
similar questions about how tall we are. I can assure you that we do, in fact, know that we are tall, are reminded of it on a near-daily basis, and don't need to be reminded about it ever again.
is available for streaming on Netflix now.