They told you that you were birthed in a private room in Cedars Sinai, but you know better. That was done, metaphorically at least, in a vast field filled with lavender and sunflowers: An odd combination, but that really goes to show how quirky and unexpected you are. You've always been very intuitive, and you really started to explore the concept of "inner peace" after you lost it in that Range Rover road-rage incident when you were 16. You're 17 now, and you totally know better. The only time it's appropriate to throw a tantrum is when Coachella three-day passes sell out, or when you can't find your For Love and Lemons slip.