The internet is filled with a variety of personality tests, but there is perhaps no better way to know who a person is than by finding out what they eat. (Or, you know, drink.) And while we totally understand that there are people in the world who can be divided up into categories like “meat and potatoes” or “macro-hippies” or what have you, we’re going to get down to the fundamentals of consumption-as-personality indicator here. In other words, we’re going to tell you who you are based on what your favorite Trader Joe’s snack food is.
As pretty much everyone lucky enough to live near a TJ’s knows, the store’s snacking game is ideal. Whether you’ve got a sweet or savory tooth, the store has you covered in a wide variety of ways. Of course, affinity for certain of TJ’s house brand treats goes beyond whether or not you want a sugar rush or a salt lick; there’re so many different snacking options, in fact, that you can pretty much break them down by personality. Here then, are some of our favorite Trader Joe’s snacks and a comprehensive guide to what liking them says about you.