Gwyneth Paltrow has a daughter named Apple. She is 11 and literally looks like her mother. Sure, sure, one could say, “Of course Apple looks like her mom! She’s her spawn!” But, dear readers, Apple looks so much like her mom that this writer mistook the tiny face poking through the helmet for Gwyneth’s. I now realize my mistake and am beside myself with bewilderment. Biology is so cool. The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, now does it?
