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you are now entering the olsen zone.

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not yet known. A journey into a curious place without bounds. You are in The Olsen Zone.

The Olsen twins greet you upon entrance to their underworld. They hand you a dark black frock, a bronze eyeshadow stick, a '90s Bobbi Brown lipstick tube, and take you by the hand. "Prune," they gently say. They then gaze in opposite directions and concave their chests. You feel their power; you feel their strength.

You feel safe, even though you are a long way from the neon-filled childhood you once knew. You are converted. You will never go back. You will simply be.