1. In 2016, I vow to not wear the same bra every day.
Please tell me I’m not alone here. You, too, wear the same ol’ brassiere day in and day out, right? I know it sounds gross, but hear me out: A good bra is extraordinarily expensive and hard to fit just right. When you find the perfect one, it’s your God-given right to wear it every goddamn day. The bra will then start molding to your body like one of those foam-core pillows, fusing to your chest until you and your undergarment become one and the same. Though (thankfully) all my partners have withheld judgment thus far, I’m wondering if 2016 might be the year when I at least alternate between two disgusting bras. It’s worth a shot.